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A TRIP TO SPACE

TEACHER:GOOD MORNING CHILDREN!

TINTU MON:GOOD MORING TEACHER

TEACHER :CHILDREN DO YOU KNOW TODAY’S SPECIAL? DO AFTER SCHOOL WE ARE GO TO SPACE!

TINTU MON: FOR WHAT?

TEACHER: FOR SEEING THE SUN,MOON,EARTH STARS ETC…. SO IS THERE ANYONE WHO DONT WANT TO COME?

TINTU MON: ME! I CANNOT COME

TEACHER: WHY?

TINTUMON:MY MOTHER WILL SHOUT IF I DIDN’T GO BACK TO HOME AFTER SCHOOL

Jana gana mana

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

VAAKYATHIL PRAYOOGIKKUKA – POTTICHIRIKKUNNU

TEACHER:VAAKYATHIL PRAYOOGIKKUKA
TINTU MON:OK PARANJO
TEACHER:POTTICHIRIKKUNNU
TINTU MON:NJAN VEETIL VACHA BISCUT THINNAN NOOKIYAPPOL ATHU AARO POTTICHIRIKKUNNU

I slept with dad last night

Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night

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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

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Tintumonu neendhal ariyamo

Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam

Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum

Appol kaanam avan kunjano ennu

kusruthi kaanicha kuttiye pallu paranja
tintu monodu avide koodi ninnavar, ttintu mone, nee  enthina aa kuttiye pallu parayunnathu, avan kunjalle
Tintu mon:kunjanu polum ,hm oru pennine aevanteduthu vittu koduthe, appol kaanam avan kunjano ennu

Nee onnu thirinju nokku

Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.

Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.

Wife : Enthina ?

Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

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Father to Tintumon about woman

Father to Tintumon: Why can you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl

Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl named Anney…
One day at the time of Curbana..
Fa.Tintumon:Ellavarum kannukal adaku.. Ennit Anney mathram kannu thuraku.
By this time father lifted his Loha and asked..
Fa.Tintumon:Anney ne entanu kandathu.
Anney:Pulmedayil kidakkuna unniyesuvine njan kandu…

Love marriage or arranged marriage

Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”

I and my girlfriend are getting married

Tintumon: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Dundumon: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Tintumon: I am marrying on on 13th Feb and my girlfriend on 20th.

Fa.Tintumon Oru Trainil Yathra Cheyyunnu

Dundumon kumbasarikan poyi…
Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?
Dundumon:I raped 2 girls..
Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 2 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.

Next day Pintumon kumbasarikan poi…
Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?
Pintumon: I raped 4 girls..
Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 4 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.
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Pintumonum Dundumonum maranasesham 2 wheelerilum 4 wheelerilum pokumbol….. Pettannatha Fa.Tintumon Oru TRAINIL YATHRA CHEYYUNNU…

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Tintumon went to a party.

Tintumon: Mama mama i want to put urine.

Mother: You don’t have shame to tell like this in a party.Ok, if again you want to put urine you tell to me i want to sing.

Next day night.

Tintumon: Papa I want to sing.

Father: Now this night you want to sing.

Tintumon: Yes.

Father: Tomorrow we can sing.

Tintumon: No, now i want to sing.

Father: Then slowly you sing in my ears.

He put urine in his father’s ear.