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Father to Tintumon about woman

Father to Tintumon: Why can you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl

Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl named Anney…
One day at the time of Curbana..
Fa.Tintumon:Ellavarum kannukal adaku.. Ennit Anney mathram kannu thuraku.
By this time father lifted his Loha and asked..
Fa.Tintumon:Anney ne entanu kandathu.
Anney:Pulmedayil kidakkuna unniyesuvine njan kandu…

Love marriage or arranged marriage

Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”

I and my girlfriend are getting married

Tintumon: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Dundumon: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Tintumon: I am marrying on on 13th Feb and my girlfriend on 20th.

Fa.Tintumon Oru Trainil Yathra Cheyyunnu

Dundumon kumbasarikan poyi…
Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?
Dundumon:I raped 2 girls..
Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 2 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.

Next day Pintumon kumbasarikan poi…
Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?
Pintumon: I raped 4 girls..
Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 4 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.
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Pintumonum Dundumonum maranasesham 2 wheelerilum 4 wheelerilum pokumbol….. Pettannatha Fa.Tintumon Oru TRAINIL YATHRA CHEYYUNNU…