Suppandi:Hi friends, looks like u had a hearty laugh with Anwar! Today it's my turn! I bet I am funnier than Anwar! Have a nice day laughing!
The Other Eye:
Suppandi's master was going out.
Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.
Suppandi: Yes master, but..
Master: But What?
Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??
No Pain! No Gain!
Suppandi: Father! I failed in my exams!
Father: That's bad! Suppandi , No pain! No gain!
A few days later at the hospital
Father: Why did u go and bang on the car!
Suppandi: You urself said father, No pain No Gain! To feel pain I hit myself on the car!
Suppandi is late for work
Suppandi joins a new company. He started for his work at 6:30am though his duty began only at 9:00am. Inspite of this he reached only at 9:00pm.
Boss: Suppandi! Why the hell are u late! Why did u come when the office is closing!
Suppandi: I left home early., but when I was in the elevator, the power failed. I was in there all the while.
Boss: Huh! Gak!
Suppandi ,the doctor.
One day, a man who was stone-deaf visited the ENT Specialist.
Doctor Suppandi:How do you feel sir?
The man did not reply. Suppandi checked his ears and suggested an operation.
After the operation:
DoctorSuppandi: Congrats!!! You will be able to hear like anybody else!
The Man: What? What? What did u say?? The Other Eye:Suppandi's master was going out.
Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.
Suppandi: Yes master, but..
Master: But What?
Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??
No Pain! No Gain!Suppandi: Father! I failed in my exams!
Father: That's bad! Suppandi , No pain! No gain!
A few days later at the hospital
Father: Why did u go and bang on the car!
Suppandi: You urself said father, No pain No Gain! To feel pain I hit myself on the car!
Suppandi is late for workSuppandi joins a new company. He started for his work at 6:30am though his duty began only at 9:00am. Inspite of this he reached only at 9:00pm.
Boss: Suppandi! Why the hell are u late! Why did u come when the office is closing!
Suppandi: I left home early., but when I was in the elevator, the power failed. I was in there all the while.
Boss: Huh! Gak!
Suppandi ,the doctor.One day, a man who was stone-deaf visited the ENT Specialist.
Doctor Suppandi:How do you feel sir?
The man did not reply. Suppandi checked his ears and suggested an operation.
After the operation:
DoctorSuppandi: Congrats!!! You will be able to hear like anybody else!
hehehe... I laughed my heart out ! Did You???
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