TINTUMON JOKE

LOVE THE LADY BUT DON'T TOUCH HER BODY

tintumon-”love the lady but dont touch her body

jintappan-”adhendha?

tintumon-”if u touch her body some one will make its c.d ..”

jintappan-”ennaru paranju?

tintumon-’’swamy nithyanandha innathe pravachanathil paranjadha…”

ORU PROMOTION ELLAM VENDE JEEVIDHATHIL

Tintumon-”acha , amme…ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil”
achan-”njangalkku ini endhu promotion??
tintumon-”kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanam
kazhipikku…
pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam…”

RAATHREELE GULIKA IPPOL KAZHIKKANOKKUMO

 

Pani pidichu hospitalil chenna tintu monodu,
docter:oru gulika ravile,onnu uchakku,onnu orangunnathinu mumpu
Tintu mon:enik ippol uranganam ,raathreele gulika ippol kazhikkanokkumo?

WHEN SHOULD I SENT MY PARENTS TO YOUR HOME

 

Tintumon 2 Teacher
Do you like me?
Miss : So sweet.
Tintumon: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Tintumon: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Tintumon: For tuition……!!

 

INNALE VIDHYA ABSENT AAYIRINNU

 

TEACHER:Nee enthina classill varunnath?
TINTUMON:Vidhyakku vendi.
TEACHER:Ennitentha innale varandirunnath?
TINTUMON:Innale vidhya absent aayirunnu.

KOZHI KOOVUNATH EPPO

Teacher:kozhi koovunath eppol ?

a)morning

b)evening

c)night

Tintumon: Ithonumalla teacher  ”MUNSHIK SHESHAM”

NJAN POYI SHOE ITTU VARAM  

Dundumon-njan chess kalikan pova.ninaku kalikanariyamo?

Tintumon-kalikan ariyavonna..ne groundileku pokko.njan poyi shoe ittu varam.

NOBODY SEES ME SMOKING

I like to walk in the rain, so noboby sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin. I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Tintumon